A man has been arrested at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland who made claims that he was from the future. Alhc potential saboteur the man, Eloi Cole, claimed that he was from the future and travelled back in time to prevent LHC which he claims will destroy the world.

LHC was in news recently for having collided particles at a record speed earlier this week. Eloi Cole attempted to disrupt the scientific program by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the vending machine in the premises of the LHC. He was spotted by the CERN security guards while he was frantically searching for something in the bins.

When questioned he said that he was looking for fuel for his time machine device which resembled a kitchen blender.

The CERN security has handed him over to the police. When asked for his country he replied, “Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I’m here to stop it ever happening”, okay seriously Houston we have a problem!

The most astonishing fact of the whole case is that a few hours after Cole was taken to a secure mentail health facility in Geneva, he disappeared. The police are worried about this but they did confirm that he would not cause any possible harm.

This is not the first time many people have tried their luck at the LHC. Or could it be that this man, Eloi Cole might just be from the future? Only the future will tell..

The truth of the matter is that this was an April fools joke that was published in many sites across the web.

By rjcool

I am a geek who likes to talk tech and talk sciences. I work with computers (obviously) and make a living.

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